Earls Court! W00t!

[Mark]

Tickets bought yesterday

 

[Spiff]

I hope it's the worst gig ever!

 

[spawn]

Could someone please remove this dagger from my heart?

 

[KoichCPA]

I prefer where it is now Spawny.

 

[spawn]

You and everyone else

 

[KoichCPA]

I'd be depressed to if I owned Dimmu Borgir albums

 

[spawn]

They kick the living shit out of those Astriaal hacks let me tell you

Mark, can you bootleg the whole show for us?

 

[KoichCPA]

Typical Formula for a dimmu borgir song

Creepy intro
2 guitar chords
Hide shit guitarists with keyboard
spooky spoken word part
keyboards
Hide shit guitarists with keyboard
blast beats
Hide shit guitarists with keyboard
scream with spooky keyboard
Hide shit guitarists with keyboard
Blast beats
Hide shit guitarists with keyboard
creepy outro

 

[spawn]

Astriaal:
Blast beat, fast tremolo pick riff
Screaming

Repeat.

Then make a 9 song album with a crap intro and outro that do nothing, and an instrumental on top of that. Theres your value for money!

A couple of great guitar solos do not a great album maketh. Sure its ok, but if you want to compare it to DB they are gonna get slaughtered in every aspect.

And Silenoz and Galder rip the living shit out of the Astriaal guys guitar wise, are you deaf or something?

I could apologise to Mark for going off topic, but I decided not to. Enjoy the show you bastard

 

[KoichCPA]

Silenoz and Galder

what a bunch of fags.

"hello my name is Silenoz, would you like fries with that?"

 

[spawn]

Oh yeah because Baahruhl doesnt sound idiotic does it... Or how about Murtach on drums? They sound like villains from a crap cartoon

 

[Spiff]

Murtaugh? From the Lethal Weapon movies?

 

[KoichCPA]

Murtach's the bassist you non necro, un tr00, grimless poser.

Gryphons the drummer.

 

[spawn]

Well you really cant tell where one instrument stops and the other begins so it doesnt matter

 

[KoichCPA]

Like Dimmu, where they only have one instrament, a keyboard, then everyone hides behind it so low in the mix because they're scared having their sexuality questioned.

They are gay by the way.

 

[Southy]

Entombed

 

[KoichCPA]

Yeah they are better Dummy Booger.

 

[spawn]

Like Dimmu, where they only have one instrament, a keyboard, then everyone hides behind it so low in the mix because they're scared having their sexuality questioned.

They are gay by the way.

Dimmu Borgir at their worst is better than Astriaal at their best. Not that Astiraal isnt good, but Dimmu Borgir is so much better than them that I have decided to do a little diagram (of sorts) to show you the difference:

Dimmu Borgir = Powerslave album cover

Astriaal = Dance Of Death album cover

 

[KoichCPA]

You are wrong, Do not pass go, Do not buy any mesh shirts.

Dimmu= Mutton

Astriaal= Lamb

Lamb is nicer then Mutton, because it is fresh.

Dimmu Borgir keep releasing the same album with different evil keyboard arrangemnts.

Astriaal keep changing somewhat, thus they will be Lamb, which is nicer to eat then Dimmu Borgir, which is mutton.

 

[Southy]

no pictures there..I thought a Diagram needed pictures??