Cadbury eggs have, like, the highest content of fat and sugar of any sweet confection known to man. There's a theory that if you eat a dozen cadbury eggs in one sitting (a carton, if you will), you simultaneously develop colon cancer and diabetes and die instantly.
I don't celebrate Easter, however, so I'm safe. I'm also racist against eggs. They're too white for me. And the brown ones I hear are imported, which raises issues of immigration in my refridgerator.