eBay. Seriously, wtf?

Wow the pee. Reminds me of some site I stumbled on a while ago where they where selling "pussy pops" for insane amounts of money. Basically it was a 25 cent lollypop some chick put up into herself. They also had dirty socks on ten day old feet and underwear among other strange crap.
 
anyone remember the dude dressed like EVH that was selling pin-striped 5150 corndogs? that was some funny shizzle.
 
the briefcase worries me... what if its full of drugs or kiddie porn or some fucking evil shit like that? I dont need jacked up shit being in my possession.
 
These don't match the time machine that someone was selling on the NZ ebay. All he needed was a flux capacitor and it was a goer. Also, someone was selling a dolphin...a real life dolphin!!!
 
Talking about possible contents of the brief case, I was watching a show along time ago about memorabilia and some lucky bastard bought a suitcase that had old rusted locks on it at a yard sale for like $5 and he took it home busted the locks and he found 4 giant sized posters inside..........That when you put them together it just happen to be the one and only Marquee for the first showing of Frankenstein. he sold it to a collector for over $1,000,000