or, How to Confuse the Workforce.
It has come to our attention that there are those walking among us who believe that rather than air fresheners, which some find objectionable, a lit match may be an able substitute.
Unfortunately, smoke is also something which some find aggravating to the respiratory tract.
Therefore, as your Safety Monitor, I must prevail upon whoever believes in this alternative to stop.
thanks.
Richard Burr
Computer Assistant
DLA CSO-C DCI
(614) 692-xxxx DSN 850
my work here is done.
From:
Burr, Richard (CSO-C)\
Sent: Monday, July 19, 2004 3:22 PM
To: CSO-C All Local (CSO-C)
Subject: "I am sent before to make a fire..."
So saeth the character Grumio in one of William Shakespeare's plays. Unfortunately, Grumio was not referring to matches in the ladies room...It has come to our attention that there are those walking among us who believe that rather than air fresheners, which some find objectionable, a lit match may be an able substitute.
Unfortunately, smoke is also something which some find aggravating to the respiratory tract.
Therefore, as your Safety Monitor, I must prevail upon whoever believes in this alternative to stop.
thanks.
Richard Burr
Computer Assistant
DLA CSO-C DCI
(614) 692-xxxx DSN 850
my work here is done.