at the grocery store yesterday i saw ERNEST HEMINGWAY MARINADES, which had a picture of ernest on the front and a simpering back that was like "Our Uncle Ernest loved adventurous tastes, and so we endeavoured to create a marinade that would please the old man" or something else that made it incredibly clear that his distant descendents were shamelessly trying to cash in on his name. I clucked and moved on.
while I was eating an artichoke for dinner (shout-out to mia) just now a commercial came on that was all like "ERNEST HEMINGWAY...." and i was like "oh marinades!" and then it was like "...LOVED ADVENTUROUS TASTES IN INTERIOR DECORATING...PRESENTING THE ERNEST HEMINGWAY COLLECTION." and had a whole bunch of sheets and towels and stuff.
cha-ching! $$$
while I was eating an artichoke for dinner (shout-out to mia) just now a commercial came on that was all like "ERNEST HEMINGWAY...." and i was like "oh marinades!" and then it was like "...LOVED ADVENTUROUS TASTES IN INTERIOR DECORATING...PRESENTING THE ERNEST HEMINGWAY COLLECTION." and had a whole bunch of sheets and towels and stuff.
cha-ching! $$$
