EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY

Hell Mike

fuck melodic black metal
Aug 22, 2003
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I think you're awesome, I don't want you to ever leave RC, and I don't care how much gay sex you accept. No homo.

NOTE: This isn't ironic or anything like that
 
He's not big hearded like everyone else in this shitty forum. Unlike all you egomaniacs Everlost refrains from elitism and excepts who he is as a man. Accept in times of masculine four play.
 
Alas I have been discovered. Im an elitest but I try to educate the masses instead of shunning them. But when I cant breakthrough to the unfortunate it just makes me frustrated.

I have never had gay sex. So just ( EXCEPT) it.


...btw I know thats wrong too.


So my Beauty and The Beer Tankard album came today. Anybody like Tankard? Its not the newest latest most Kvlt black metal but its awesome german thrash. Just waiting on Stay THirsty to get a US street date.

Now I must throw on my Bathory shirt and camo shorts and venture into the cold to go get it from the post office.
 
Die With a Beer in Your Hand is one of the most awesome hellthrashing beer drinking neck wrecking fuck deathing anthems this side of the Creation, and just in case you hadn't noticed, this board has a few thrashers and black metal isn't exceedingly popular here either.
 
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITYNOSPACESHARDTOTYPECOUNTERINTUITIVE: you need to post here more often. I have waaaayyy more posts than you
 
Indeed. It's important to be a good typist. I astound people at work with my typnig prowess.





...and the size of my johnson.
 
Indeed. It's important to be a good typist. I astound people at work with my typnig prowess.
...and the size of my johnson.

I'm always stunned at how many people, even in IT/Networking fields, can't type worth shit. And are stunned that somebody can not only "ten finger type" but do it without looking...

MajestikMøøse;7915821 said:
no you didn't. You were talking huge! As big as a herring!

Yes, but try using it to chop down ANY tree in a forest.
 
1000-year old trees wither and shrink when they see mine approaching for the sprinkling party.


Why do you show your johnson to trees? Wouldnt that be better suited for the ladies? I am trying to track down the first three Tankard ablums but seeing as how in America they are only available at Import of 50 dollars or more or not at all , it makes it rather difficult.

Going to go pick up season two of metalocalypse now.
 
Yeah you know those things with all the extra flesh we like? Anyway so I am debating on ordering the whole original series of x men all 76 episodes even though I cant really afford it. 1. because I have been looking for it for years. 2. because its freaking bad ass. 3. because I really want to watch the episodes with omega red , nightcrawler, and the phoenix saga. Also I picked up Deaths scream bloody gore and leprosy the other day. SO freakin good.
 
:Smug: Well due to the sensing of sarcasm but I cant quite be certain maybe not sometimes my powers of perception are quite off. I will be improving my rank on Sabotage on COD: WAW most the day. Its down in the two hundreds now. Oh wait forgot to tell everyone Im seeing Carcass with Samael tomorrow night.