every time i drink beer i get a stuffy nose

[minxnim]

and i sneeze.

 

[avi]

thank god this doesn't happen to me

 

[xfer]

stay away from the SUMMER BEER THREAD.

 

[minxnim]

this is why i only drink gin / grappa

 

[Baliset]

i wish beer only gave me a stuffy nose. instead it usually irritates my ulcer and i get heartburn.

now red wine is where its at.

 

[xfer]

if you like puking.

 

[goatschool]

alkalizing.

 

[azal]

I sneeze and get a stuff nose from gum.

Beer gives me confidence and a flacid penis.

 

[mindspell]

What Azal said.

 

[minxnim]

beer is acid no?

 

[azal]

no.

beer is cheap.

 

[minxnim]

so is talk pal.

 

[azal]

woah.

 

[Baliset]

beer is very acidic to me. that is why i don't drink it much anymore. also it makes you wake up with a weird taste in your mouth. and i don't like being drunk on beer because it makes me feel weird. whereas being drunk on red wine is like heaven to me.

 

[azal]

last night I didn't realize I was drunk until I got home, took off my socks and threw them in the toilet.

 

[minxnim]

j put pudding in my socks again this weekend. AGAIN. i hate that practical joke. fucking pudding. i wasn't drunk either.

p.s. fuck beer. ACHOO.

 

[azal]

thank your lucky stars that you don't room with my brother. He dips his shlong into his roomate's peanut butter on a regular basis.
I'm not sure how practical a joke like that is.

 

[minxnim]

poor peanut butter.

 

[avi]

I'm glad you are all thousands of miles away

 

[minxnim]

avi did i mention i'm going to SF in like, late july/august?