Everyone cancels Everything

[EricT]

Everyone has released a statement: "Fuck this shit".

Everyone has been replaced by no one.

No one has released a statement.

Stay tuned.

 

[Chromatose]

The announcement I read said that Blackguard is now playing on every single tour in place of everyone else, forever.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

The announcement I read said that Blackguard is now playing on every single tour in place of everyone else, forever.

Hell on earth.

 

[freewill]

I cancelled my subscription to VIBE magazine

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

Hell on earth.

+1

 

[Brooks]

That's ok. Music is just a bunch of monkeys making noise with toys, anyway.

Why would anyone pay to see that?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

My trumpetous anal butt gas is all the music I need.

 

[Captain Beard]

All I need is the sweet sound of people screaming as I tear their limbs- *coughs* I mean squealing as I weave them nice blankets.

 

[El Stormo]

In Europe, they replaced the bands with three hours of elevator music.

 

[E-bortion]

 

[El Stormo]

That is awesome.

 

[Captain Beard]

I intend to recreate something like that, if I can ever find a way to get a giant spider into a dog, without killing either. Or getting within a thousand feet of the spider.

 

[Morbides]

 

[El Stormo]

The whole thing reminds me of this awesome Shadow Hearts monster:

 

[Captain Beard]

You must want to hear a grown man shriek like a banshee and fire off enough rounds to have supplied a small military force... spider that big within lines of sight? I'd be stealing tanks in San Diego to mow that fucker down.

 

[Liverslapper]

That is some fucked up shit.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

OK, I canceled everything, now what

 

[freewill]

^ Call me.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

OK, I canceled everything, now what

Drink dem beerz.

 

[Lunar Still]