Evile - First Beer

[I-TEND-TO-DIE]

Festival Veteran
Memories of Alcoholic Coma
Trained Drinking Machine
With no place in metal community
Inhalation
with no justification
Of alcohol deprived
Escape to survive

First Beer
Search and Destroy
A fugitive from the soberness
Unaware they're hunting
a One Man's Beer!

Master of Coma
Rivalled by None
Silent alcoholizer
New war Begun
Violent beerbong
fierce fast attack
Fighting for Drinker Justice
No turning back

To Survive Beer
You must become BEEER!!

Ex drink champion
Shown no remorse
Swift drunken chicks
On a flawless date
Fearless Survivor
Haunted behind Beer Companies doors
Retaliation
To a Beer He cannot win!

 

[Kaspr]

Festival Veteran
Memories of Alcoholic Coma
Trained Drinking Machine
With no place in metal community
Inhalation
with no justification
Of alcohol deprived
Escape to survive

Master of Coma
Rivalled by None
Silent alcoholizer
New war Begun
Violent beerbong
fierce fast attack
Fighting for Drinker Justice
No turning bac

Classic!

Good stuff there mate, I request more!

 

[D.Ingram]

Well done!

 

[Snyde]

To Survive Beer
You must become BEEER!!

Now thats a good message for the kids.

 

[Keenan]

With a message like that, it's no wonder we Americans are fat.

 

[D.Ingram]

I expect the rate of alcoholic liver disease to shoot up

 

[Ocelot2010]

With a message like that, it's no wonder we Americans are fat.

I'm skinny.

 

[D.Ingram]

I'm skinny.

Racist

 

[Keenan]

I expect the rate of alcoholic liver disease to shoot up

@Ocelot I am too. I thought I'd just make an onbligatory beer-belly joke.

 

[I-TEND-TO-DIE]

thanx y'all like it!

I had the idea for the lyrics one day when I woke up, I lied in bed and read the booklet of enter the grave and then suddenly I had the idea and was just like "fuck I need to write that down!" I couldn't resist..

 

[D.Ingram]

Enter the Rave, First Beer... We Who Are About to Eat Pie.

Five Sir Pant's Parodies has spawned!