F in' Tolls?...

[Hearing Aid Man]

How much are the main tollways now? Thanks.

 

[Jasonic]

I think $1.00 if you don't have IPASS

 

[Will Bozarth]

just $1? I guess being from Jersey has its high points... when you have to pay a toll somewhere else, it's always lower.

 

[Jasonic]

I was able to use my IPASS in Jersey last year.

 

[Jasonic]

Wait, let me clarify.
It isn't a turnpike here in Illinois.
On the 294 there are tolls every 10 miles I believe.

 

[booB]

for a sec I thought this thread was about Finntroll.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[Belligerent]

for a sec I thought this thread was about Finntroll.

Same here
gotta love the raping roadways AKA IL.tollway...
40cent w/ I pass
80cent w/ out
which is nothing compared to Florida around spring break time.
17 bucks for a 25mi.toll and if you go too fast from one toll to the other they give you a ticketuke:

 

[wildfyr]

"New Jersey: The tollbooth state"
"I can't even back out of my driveway without some schmuck in a hat wants 50 cents"

/end Carlin quotes

I don't do the I-Pass thing. Screw that Big Brother bullshit, and screw the MFers who voted to double the cost for cash-paying drivers. First we all have to slow down and stop at these fucking booths, then they break it off in our asses by doubling the cost. I avoid the tollways whenever possible. Fuck them.

 

[Belligerent]

^^^^ George Carlin is the shit.

Deserves his own thread...i could quote for days
"an episode of Lil' House On The Prairie should be called: "A Douchebag for Clara" Lmfao

 

[Jasonic]

I have seen Carlin live MANY times....

"Shooting putty at the moon..... Sanding the banister......Wrestling with Cyclops. I am not sure I like that one. It sounds like you might lose!" - Carlin on masturbation......

 

[Belligerent]

Phrases he hates: "I hearddd that!"
"ahhhhhh did ya, what did I walk into a fucking belltone commercial or something"

"T.G.I.fridays hehehe...start bombing these locations immediately"
so great