The Farter has faith in God and Jesus Christ.
What is everyones belief system or what do you place faith in?
What is everyones belief system or what do you place faith in?
Faith?
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Arg_Hamster
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johnnieCzech
Your favourite Czech
Oblivious Maximus
I am the worm
jdelpi
Imported Killer
jdelpi said:
Here is an example:
If The Farter eats a bowl of Pork'n'Beans for dinner, The Farter has faith that his stomach will brew up some gas.
Arg_Hamster
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TheFarter said:
Hehehe, childlish but funny!
I´m gonna ponder this aspect of life and listen to Mr. Bungles masterpiece "Fart in a bag".
T_man357
Locked & Loaded
TheFarter said:
That's me!!! Without a doubt!!!
I Love GOD & Jesus!!!! And am happy to be going to heaven!!!!
jdelpi
Imported Killer
TheFarter said:
That's not faith. That's reason. Faith is believing despite a lack of evidence and/or evidence to the contrary.
jdelpi
Imported Killer
Arg_Hamster
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schenkadere
Obey my dog!
TheFarter said:
I guess I'm missing the connection between faith and God and flatulence.
Look to the colon...all your questions will be answered.
bobo'c
Die!Die!get in the coffin
Jurched
Ask&YoullBeSorry
Arg_Hamster said:
Ach, du Schweder! You'll believe anything your date says once she agrees to sleep with you!
Jurched
Profanity
The Post Master
Oblivious Maximus said:
A penis isn't capable of making decisions. It may respond to certain stimuli but decisions need to be made about what to do with your penis and those come from the brain.
Profanity
The Post Master
I don't have faith in anyone but myself. As soon as you start putting your faith in someone else you are giving yourself away.
Arg_Hamster
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Jurched said:Ach, du Schweder! You'll believe anything your date says once she agrees to sleep with you!
Jurched
Haha! Actually that´s not my joke, but it´s funny cause it´s probably true!
Swedish men are not sluts, we have a reputation abroad for being cunt-teasers though.
