fan fiction. my appraisal thereof.

[minxnim]

BAD NO.


NO.


seriously. NO.

 

[xfer]

i wrote transformers fanfic when i was like 9 years old!

 

[minxnim]

well you were 9 so i guess you just didn't know better back then.

 

[xfer]

i didnt even know there was such a thing as fanfic. i thought i invented it!

 

[avi]

never okay, even if 9

 

[minxnim]

i mean, like... an entire diaryland diary dedicated to writing fan fiction about anne rice novels is seriously just grounds for dismissal from LIFE IN GENERAL.

 

[avi]

f'real

 

[Baliset]

i am curious sometimes to read the buffy/angel fanfic but i don't think i would feel "clean" afterwards.

 

[xfer]

avi, you're such a hater. it is so okay until you hit maybe sixteen.

 

[avi]

no. wrong. not okay. never.

 

[xfer]

"pooping your pants is NOT OKAY"

"right. but what if you're four months old?"

"NO. NEVER. IF MY INFANT POOPS HIS PANTS I WILL BEAT HIM"

 

[mindspell]

Out of curiosity I once read a few X-Men fanfic on the web. Worst waste of my time ever...

 

[avi]

pants pooping and writing fan fic are TOTALLY different. having control over one's bowels is nothing like dedicating time to making up new sexy storylines for your favorite fictional (nor non) characters.

 

[xfer]

they don't have to be sexy!

 

[minxnim]

speaking of sexy: the worst fan fiction is the EROTIC (or supposedly erotic) kind. especially those involving vampires.

 

[xfer]

the worst kind is furry slash or Lord of the Rings slash.

 

[azal]

I'm with the jew on this one.

 

[minxnim]

the worst my demented reading choices gets is this:

i take it no further.

 

[xfer]

oy fucking vey.

 

[minxnim]

it's such a guilty pleasure. he's so catty in his diaries it's amazing.