Fart Thread

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

lol, see what I did there?

 

[Captain Beard]

I see you and raise you MY farts.

 

[El Stormo]

NoLordy broke the bank!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

My farts are oft trumpetous (a word I made up to describe my farts). I don't release stinkers all the often anymore.

 

[Captain Beard]

I tell you what, after that polish barley soup a couple nights ago, I was a goddamned all-brass orchestra on a multi-city tour.

 

[craptastic]

Farts need their own forum. This is the Nevermore forum, not fart.

 

[Captain Beard]

Nevermore has their own forum, we call it the Steve Smyth forum.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Played D&D tonight. Killed everyone!
had cabbage and baked beans with dinner tonight.
My god, my farts were glorious!

 

[~Lynn~]

Ate KFC a couple weeks ago, the aftermath was a cross between burnt hair and cow manure.. bleh..

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

I just ripped the paint off the wall, myself.

 

[E-bortion]

Ate KFC a couple weeks ago, the aftermath was a cross between burnt hair and cow manure.. bleh..

Sounds like the potato bowl. At least, that's always been my experience with them.

 

[El Stormo]

Yeah my farts sound like a Michael Bay film when I had junk food.

 

[stefan86]

Morning coffee equals action

 

[Dreadful]

Mexican food and hot dogs are genius for articulating the smell of fart and shit whilst being completely edible.

 

[freewill]

cheap Rum and hungry man frozen dinners provide a most flammable flatulence.

 

[refraction]

cheap Rum and hungry man frozen dinners provide a most flammable flatulence.

Oh yeah.

 

[El Stormo]

 

[~Lynn~]

 

[~Lynn~]

 

[Dead Winter]

OMG