Faust is totally not evil enough for Dissection

I think this whole "You aren't satanic enough for Dissection!" thing is utterly ridiculous. Satanism in general is stupid. They're all about it for the shock value.
 
"Goddammit Faust, how many time do we have to go over this?!?You must stab them six hundred and sixty-six times! Now the dark lord isn't appeased! I'm gonna go put on my vampire costume."