We get like four fests, The New England Metal and Hardcore Fest (I'm not even sure if they have those anymore, I think it should have happened this month, but I've heard nothing), The Power-Prog Fest (which is like a thousand miles away from me and tickets always sell out in five seconds), The Milwuakee deal (I used to go to those, but they drove all the good bands away with how gay the organizer is) and Ozzfest (...).
What is a kinder egg?