Finally..

AARRRRRRRRRR!!! Ye scurvy dogs be deservin' a keel haulin' wi' all this chatter, ye'd best be gettin' back to yer duties or I be forced to make an example of one of ye sons of biscuit eaters by makin' ye walk the plank!!! It be straight down to Davy Jones locker with the lot of ye if ye don't pay no mind to me words arrrrrrr!!

Curses! We be needin' a pirate smiley and no mistake, arrrr!!!