Finish Ye Olde Tale

[-Gavin-]

Heres the deal. This is AMusing and constructive.

I put a sentence down.
Someone else links onto it
and so on and so forth till we have a story.the only rule is that the story can never end and must always be left open....


Someone else can start cause i'm dry on ideas.

 

[Maili Björklund]

I guess "Maili an Gavin went up a hill to get some water" is a stupid start? what about... It was a warm summer night and some children were camping at some lake somewhere in Finland No idea either someone creative please come and start this!

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

The flames cast a flickering light on his face. The old church was soon to be nothing but a pile of ash. Varg laughed to himself, quietly. This was HIS battle, and he would win it! He turned to walk away, when he suddenly heard a sound. He looked around, and suddenly saw...

 

[-Gavin-]

the police.

OH MY GOD! THEY ARRESTED VARG!
YOU CHIRISTIANS!!!!

 

[Maili Björklund]

But suddely the street was enlightened by a strange light that did not seem to be of this world. Varg turned to the sky and saw... a flying saucer!

 

[ShadowOfFire]

As Varg looked into the sky he saw that the sky was on fire (great song), he was trying to think of a plan when all of asudden...

 

[Ralf]

...he felt piercing pain in stomach."it must be that damn cat I ate for breakfast! bastard wasn't fresh..." he quickly thought with rage burning in his eyes...

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

...and started to run through the forest. "those jew-aliens won't get me" he thought. Just as he thought that, ...

 

[spellbound-by-the-bodom]

he realised the music he made was so shit that he commited suicide

 

[Venymous]

as darkness fell, the jew-aliens closed around Varg's body. then out of the mist came the reaper to collect Varg's soul. scared, the jew-aliens reached for their probes and...

 

[Cat5Messiah]

...probed Varg in the ass with their gigantic, dick-shaped anal probes. They realized that they weren't the first to enter the void of neverending darkness. Someone else had tampered with this one's unique ass. They researched and came to the conclusion that in fact, it was the...

 

[-Rivfader-]

...probed Varg in the ass with their gigantic, dick-shaped anal probes. They realized that they weren't the first to enter the void of neverending darkness. Someone else had tampered with this one's unique ass. They researched and came to the conclusion that in fact, it was the...

ASS OF ALL ASSES! and it was the key to save all humanity from nu-metal, so......

 

[Maili Björklund]

the aliens dismembered Varg's dead body to research some more and found out that he had had a badger for breakfast. But then, suddenly, they were interrupted by the Sasquatsch Militia who had come to save Varg's corpse and give him a decent dark funeral.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

The jew-aliens stood no chance against the tremendous power of the Sasquatch Militia, and had no choice but to flee. But suddenly Varg, who looked kinda like this ---> :zombie: , started to stir. The ass-raping had revived him, and he tried to speak. He said:

 

[ShadowOfFire]

"Goddamn the last dick I had in my ass wasn't even close to that size". Than it went silent and Sasquatch Militia...

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

said
"then you'd better prepare for the huge-schlonged ogre!"

and then the huge schlonged ogre came and assraped varg SO hard that he flew to outer space

 

[Maili Björklund]

... were he wanted to hide in a trash can that happenend to be occupied by werebadgers.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

He then said, "Badgers? BADGERS?! We don't need no stinkin' Badgers!!" and then went off to go fuck a...

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

..goat. He had not, unfortunately, taken into account the anger of the werebadgers. Things got messy when the badgers...

 

[ShadowOfFire]

..sought out the mighty powers of the mushroom and began flailing around the area doing a crazy ass dance chanting "Badger badger badger badger" when all of asudden they turned into one giant badger and with a fucked up look on his face Varg said...