fitness christmas rap

[iekobrid]

TV "fitness" huckster John Basedow's Let's Make Fitness A Part Of Christmas music video

"What's with all these sugar
And fat filled nasties?
Are you trying to send Santa
Down the road to Type 2 diabetes?"


Spreadin' some old skool cheese on your holiday cracker, whut whut.

 

[updog]

whoever originally came up with this idea needs to be shot

 

[iekobrid]

whoever originally came up with this idea needs to be shot

You say that now, but in an hour or two you'll find yourself humming the song and will wish you'd saved that bullet for yourself.

 

[ATLA]

god this is almost more terrible than this