five-year-old cousin quote of the weekend:

[xfer]

We went out to the street to look at a seething mass of black ants. After getting bored of that, we went back to his house, where he began to whip people with a length of frayed nylon rope I'd given him.

Lucas: "I should've whipped those ants!"
me: "Well, that's really not nice..."
Lucas (giving me a serious look): "Personally...I don't do 'nice'."

 

[goatschool]

oh my. and for what reason did you give this boy the rope?

 

[xfer]

well, i was about to throw it away (it had failed in its former incarnation as the handle to a plastic bin full of ice), and he asked for it. clearly he had the idea to weaponize it in mind, although i didn't realise it soon enough.

he also asked for my empty plastic bottle of poland springs, and then wondered aloud if it would make a good club if he filled it with water and froze it.

 

[deadair]

fast forward 10 years... lucas wearing a Blues jersey in his mug shot.

 

[xfer]

he's totally rebelling against his pacifist father! at five!

 

[deadair]

...you know my feelings about pacifists...

 

[xfer]

ANNIHILATE...KILL....KILL!!!!

 

[goatschool]

this thread i seriously making me contemplate an unholy feast of chicken flesh smothered in bbq sauce.

 

[xfer]

i totally crushed my vegetarian edge this weekend. turkey burgers are a powerful foe.

 

[Russell]

this thread i seriously making me contemplate an unholy feast of chicken flesh smothered in bbq sauce.

OMG, don't say that, it's 4 in the afternoon here and I haven't had a chance to get any food yet

Mmmmmmmm, chicken :hotjump:

 

[deadair]

i don't want to kill pacifists... but, if i punched them in the face, i'm thinking they would react.

 

[xfer]

shitting in your mouth while you're sleeping isn't against my pacifist creed.

 

[chupe666]