fossils say "sting, you're a chump."

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Scientists Find Fossils in Sexual Union

Thu Nov 3,11:03 AM ET

LUCKNOW, India - This was no one-night stand. Scientists in India say they have discovered two fossils fused together in sexual union for 65 million years.

The findings were published in the October edition of the Indian journal "Current Science," which said it was the first time that sexual copulation had been discovered in a fossil state, according to the Press Trust of India news agency.

But voyeurs will need a microscope to view the eternal lovers.

The fossils are tiny swarm cells, a stage in the development of the fungus myxomycetes, also known as slime molds.

The cells reproduce by "fusing," Ranjeet Kar of the Birbal Sahni Institute of Palaeobotany in Lucknow reportedly told PTI. Once the cells fuse, long, threadlike appendages known as flagella, are lost, he said.

Finding the fossils in a fused position and with their flagella shed, is evidence that the two cells were having sex, Kar said.

"The sexual organs being delicate and the time of conjugation short lived, it is indeed rare to get this stage in the fossil state," the study said.

The cells were discovered in a 30-foot deep dry well in the state of Madhya Pradesh.
 
lolz at thread title :kickass:

And speaking of "Synchronicity" (although not exactly), we were talking about Lucknow in one of my classes today.

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synchronicity is one of my all time favorite albums. i had it on a memorex dubbed tape like 20 years ago. cool.

and thanks for getting my reference. :kickass:
 
I tried to raise a slime mold as a pet once

I showered it with oatmeal and love, and yet, it did nothing but die

I suppose only the love of another slime mold would do :cry:
 
the premise of this experiment amuses me. how does something like this get started? "discovered in a 30-foot deep dry well". where do people come up with this stuff?
 
Mormagil said:
lolz at thread title :kickass:

And speaking of "Synchronicity" (although not exactly), we were talking about Lucknow in one of my classes today.

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message in a bottttttttttttle
 
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shouldnt it be more like, "meeesage in a baaaaahtle"? it was hard to pronounce all those "t"s when i read your version.