From now on, everything in caps is HAUNTED.

[FuSoYa]

The trustees have met and discussed, and have decided that from now on, everything that you post in caps is haunted, and conversely everything that is haunted must be posted in caps.

For example:

In Greenfield, there is a cool RAILROAD BRIDGE.
I think SHERIFF ZEEB has moved to Portland.
Chewing on this KABUKI LIGHTER is rad.

and the negative:

Jacob likes coconut pomade.

 

[ricochet]

BOSTON is a wonderful city.

 

[xfer]

I wonder if we will see a TEA COZY when we go to Edward Gorey's house.

 

[XzanderX]

wow, what ARE you saying?

 

[deadair]

that is untrue... i HATE anything coconut.

 

[The Dope]

GRIND.KILLED.EMO is haunted?

 

[ricochet]

THE DOUBLE DEUCE is haunted.

 

[Russell]

as is SCARY??

 

[deadair]

THE DOUBLE DEUCE has always, and will continue to be, HAUNTED (haunted).

 

[XzanderX]

SHUT IT

 

[deadair]

"SHUT IT" is haunted

 

[XzanderX]

HAUNTED is haunted

 

[deadair]

i know... that is why i said (haunted) after it... FOOL!

 

[XzanderX]

FOOL is HAUNTED (haunted is HAUNTED)

 

[avi]

hauntedx2!!

 

[FuSoYa]

this is like the internerd equivalent of Who's on First?

 

[deadair]

the "W" in Who is haunted!!!

 

[deadair]

oh shit... so is the "F" in First!!!

 

[xfer]

the last two posts made me think the emphasis should definitely be on NERD.

 

[deadair]

OMG... NERD is haunted TOO!!!!