Fuck April Fool's Day!

[Malergion]

I've said it, so there!

 

[Captain Beard]

Does it have female genitals?

 

[Malergion]

It's a hermaphrodite, so there.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, that's ok.

 

[Malergion]

It dresses up in a pilgrim hat, stiletto heels, and a crotchless pinstripe suit.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, LRD would love it then. Is it younger than 12?

 

[Malergion]

It's a tranny granny.

 

[Captain Beard]

He won't approve. Sorry, no hot AFD sex this year.

 

[Malergion]

I hope you're joking.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, he uh, apparently showed his dongle to a young woman. So the running joke is anything pubescent he rejects.

 

[Malergion]

So much for my attempt to be witty.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, it affects us all.

 

[Karmic]

haha go to any of the featured videos on www.youtube.com

 

[Captain Beard]

LAWLS youtube makes a 4chan funnay. Meh.

 

[Karmic]

not a 4chan

 

[Captain Beard]

it was 6-7 months ago.