Yeah , if your gay as hell and like penis.
*points to sky*
Look! Up there! It's the joke!
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I can't believe you hate your life so much that you joined the airforce and signed up to be the bomb disposal guy Not that it's related to anything going on here but I was just thinking, if someone was like "Hey, fuck my life sucks, I'M GOING TO JOIN THE PART OF THE ARMY THAT BLOWS UP BOMBS"... I mean that's pretty cool, it's like you don't give a fuck anymore and risking your life just to dispose of duds everyday seems like a good idea.
Dude EOD is a tough job...you're part of the bomb squad. Chances are he'll probably fail out, as they have like a 75% washout rate. The good part of it is that you're pretty much automatically hired when you get out to work for SWAT teams as a bomb expert.