Fuck me I'm bored. OK, let's play a game: "Name the Album from cover description"

[JayKeeley]

- a lady with headscarf stands on a grassy hill, blowing into a 3 ft tube instrument. Background is an evergreen forest and big rock

- some dude laying half naked on a bed, snake around his neck, 666 on the bed frame, surrounded by 5 pointy eared naked demons and a naked chick looking helpless. Big skull with two big hands reaching over the bed, and a little rat trying to climb up on the mattress

- orange/red sunset, desert landscape, hooded man attempting to cover his disfigured face...he has one eye and no nose. omg he is a leper messiah! There's a couple of other lepers in the background, plus a shack.

 

[AsModEe]

last one is easy: death - leprosy
is the first one: Burzum - filosofem??

I don't know the second one.....

 

[Dick Sirloin]

- Burzum "Filosofem"
- ?
- Death - "Leprosy"

 

[JayKeeley]

last one is easy: death - leprosy
is the first one: Burzum - filosofem??

Correct on both!!!

 

[skeptik]

Sabbath Bloody Fucking Sabbath

 

[JayKeeley]

Sabbath Bloody Fucking Sabbath

You got it.

 

[skeptik]

I never noticed that rat until you mentioned it tbh.

 

[JayKeeley]

hehe.

want some more?

- a priest drowning, wrapped in chains...while some giant dog faced demon with red eyes whips away the chain leash

- a puppet with bulbous eyes, light bulbs on his court jester hat, carrying a large bat with nail spikes

- a giant fist pounding down on planet earth, sparks a flying

 

[Carbonized]

Dio - Holy Diver
Bruce Dickinson - Accident of Birth
Judas Priest - Ram it Down

 

[JayKeeley]

correct!

thank you all for participating, I shall now proceed to throw myself down the stairs in hope for joyous arousal

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Sabbath Bloody Fucking Sabbath

fuckin beat me to it

 

[Carbonized]

correct!

thank you all for participating, I shall now proceed to throw myself down the stairs in hope for joyous arousal

no no, don't do such a thing, here watch Amoral with Jeff Walker and umm some other guy singing a Stryper cover.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpX7f83k8c8

 

[cthulufhtagn]

correct!

thank you all for participating, I shall now proceed to throw myself down the stairs in hope for joyous arousal

arousal?

 

[skeptik]

I think it's a Middle Eastern thing.

 

[lurch70]

- a lady with headscarf stands on a grassy hill, blowing into a 3 ft tube instrument. Background is an evergreen forest and big rock

The Sound Of Music ST?

 

[Claws of Perdition]

 

[JayKeeley]

I think it's a Middle Eastern thing.

No it's an RC thing.

Jeez, where did all the old school gang go all of a sudden?

NAD, where are you when I need you most. Hold me.

 

[NAD]

*gets gay*

-weird fork-thingy smooshing an eyeball

-some broad shoving a crucifix up her cuntifix

-spoooooooky trees

-two headed dog, idiot children

 

[Papa Josh]

not a fucking clue... although i feel i should know the second one...

 

[Reign in Acai]

-The cover has a man on the right
- A woman on the left
- There is a logo
- The logo contains words
-The man and woman appear to be human beings
-Possibly Musicians