Damnit to mother hell and the handbasket which she shats upon. I just received a bail notice in the mail that reads, "Due to failure to appear in court, your license has been placed on a hold, and a bail amount of $934 has been shoved up your ass" The thing is, I never received a notice to appear in court!!! Nor did I ever receive the actual fine in the mail. Granted it is my fault for not proactively driving up to BFE to see what the fuck was going on. But I did attempt to call their damn citation line only to be earfucked by a pre-recorded message made by some taliban backslider with a lisp. Fuck this whole damn society.
To make matters worse, i have to go to a damn bachelor party in 4 hours and have no damn desire to drink, see tits, or socialize in a sophmoric fashion. Fuck everything,![Erk :erk: :erk:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
To make matters worse, i have to go to a damn bachelor party in 4 hours and have no damn desire to drink, see tits, or socialize in a sophmoric fashion. Fuck everything,