Fuck You and Your H2

[NAD]

Haha, this is funny:

http://www.fuh2.com/

I hate SUVs but not because of what they are, mainly who drives them. Nobody uses these things to take the kids offroading to some secluded wilderness spot and maybe enjoy nature for awhile, they either drive 140 miles each way to work, alone, or they put 14 TV monitors in the back and go cruise the highways with their dubs, blings, and other colloquialisms.

Theory:

Practice:

 

[Hell Mike]

Agreement is to be found here. That's just gay.

 

[lurch70]

that is fucking funny ... i run circles around those fuckers with my MINI .. i always get some ahole in a H2 in my rearview .. trying to stick his grill up my rear ... love to dust them in the curves

 

[NAD]

Heehee, I love doing that. This past weekend went up the mountains and my buddies following me later told me "dude once that big truck got out of your way you disappeared!"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Man, I've seen not stretch limos in cities... but STRETCH SUVs. This whole "SUV" thing is getting out of hand. Stupid America.

 

[NAD]

10 minutes down the freeway from me is a place that rents them. Pretty gay.

 

[Erik]

It's not like it's a new phenomenon though.

America's been that stupid for at least fifty years, it just takes on new forms.

 

[Erik]

10 minutes down the freeway from me is a place that rents them. Pretty gay.

Holy flying frog that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

they probably rent them out to army generals who want to travel in elegance.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Im in agreement here. I'm so disgusted w/ so many fucking things...

 

[Demonspell]

Here are some more useful links for SUV/Hummer haters:

http://poseur.4x4.org/
http://www.codepinkalert.org/National_Actions_Hummer_Action.shtml

 

[neal]

i was next to one of those in traffic for awhile once, they are fuckin HUGE.

 

[NAD]

You know what's funny is the H2 isn't the biggest or nastiest SUV ever built, but there is just something about it that screams I REALLY REALLY SUCK! and the hatred transcends race, color, and creed.

This page is NOT aimed at owners of 4x4s who ACTUALLY take them off-roading and use them for what they are designed for.

This may become my new favorite website. That Code Pink one has a TON of misinformation though, their facts are way off. I can get specific if anyone cares, but I can't be arsed right now.

 

[Ayeka]

that is fucking funny ... i run circles around those fuckers with my MINI .. i always get some ahole in a H2 in my rearview .. trying to stick his grill up my rear ... love to dust them in the curves

I've never seen a stretch SUV before that's quite ungodly...

Kinda makes me wanna go back to America to experience these absurdities again though. Ohhhhhh....