FUCK YOU RYAN!

[Knarfi]

But congratz anyway! Its 0:00 here now, SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[Ryan VH]

Hahaha Thanks man!! Flo was just about to make one...Or he probably is now...

 

[the phenom]

Congratz dude! Yay we got same b-day!

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

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happy b-day anyways

 

[erni]

Happy birthday!

 

[Ryan VH]

Hahah thanks guys DAMN IT I WANTED TO THREADS!

 

[vikk]

who? erk

 

[KillerGon]

SAGE GOES IN EVERY FIELD

 

[Ryan VH]

Eh I was on here for a while but I haven't had the time to be on here. I still talk a lot with Frank and Flo...Frank is like my cousin basically.

 

[Undefined]

Eh I was on here for a while but I haven't had the time to be on here. I still have sex a lot with Frank and Flo...Frank is like my boyfriend basically.

 

[Ryan VH]

Sorry thanks for the corrections...I make a lot of typos when typing with one hand...

 

[Alasdhair]

Happy birthday man!

And post more damn it! I didn't even know you were on this forum...

 

[Ryan VH]

Ha yeah I've been busy dude. I'll try my best.

 

[KillerGon]

And post more damn it!

please don't

 

[Alasdhair]

*dons military uniform* Well that's not good enough! I want too see you try your best plus 250%! I want you to shine my boots so much I can see my hair during the enemy attack! Then, I want you to run round the camp twice so fast you are just a blur to the security cameras! Then, you shall clean every weapon in this camp until there is nothing left to clean, and I mean every bullet private! And then I want you to iron out every small crease and stain from every uniform! And then you can run around the base another two times! And then you can prepare a meal for not only the 1250 men in this camp but the Major and his staff! If I see a single prawn out of place I will force you to re-do it all! And then you can serve it all up! Then wash it all and put it away! And did I mention we are moving camp tomorrow morning?! Well, I expect you to have packed all the tents and equipment by tomorrow morning! And that means dressing all the soldiers overnight as well! And if a single one is woken, I'll give you all hell! And then I want you to polish every blade of grass in this camp until any trace of this camp is gone! And whilst we march I want you to cover all our tracks and your own!



Wait... What?

I may have got a little carried away there...

 

[Ryan VH]

A little?

 

[Alasdhair]

A little?

Yeah, just a little

 

[vikk]

i'm sure people will find more fun if you post that only in AA forum

 

[Undefined]

*dons military uniform* Well that's not good enough! I want too see you try your best plus 250%! I want you to shine my boots so much I can see my hair during the enemy attack! Then, I want you to run round the camp twice so fast you are just a blur to the security cameras! Then, you shall clean every weapon in this camp until there is nothing left to clean, and I mean every bullet private! And then I want you to iron out every small crease and stain from every uniform! And then you can run around the base another two times! And then you can prepare a meal for not only the 1250 men in this camp but the Major and his staff! If I see a single prawn out of place I will force you to re-do it all! And then you can serve it all up! Then wash it all and put it away! And did I mention we are moving camp tomorrow morning?! Well, I expect you to have packed all the tents and equipment by tomorrow morning! And that means dressing all the soldiers overnight as well! And if a single one is woken, I'll give you all hell! And then I want you to polish every blade of grass in this camp until any trace of this camp is gone! And whilst we march I want you to cover all our tracks and your own!



Wait... What?

I may have got a little carried away there...

 

[stormy]

OMG ^^^



HAPPY BRITHDAY! have a fuckin great day!