Fuck You Scandinavian A¦rlines

[Erik]

They broke my My Dying Bride "Trinity" which was in my checked-in luggage

I FAIL IT (it is bypassing the caps filter)

 

[Henrik Main]

SAS pretty much sucks, yeah, and even more after this.

 

[Erik]

I have 9686 reasons to hate them already... Rarely have a seen such a shoddily run shit company. Unfortunately there can never be a straw that breaks this particular camel's back because I need to fly sometimes and I can choose between SAS or SAS on that route. Ain't monopolies grand...

 

[Henrik Main]

Living close to Norway's main airport = win, because then we can choose the airline company that gives us actual value for the money we pay. Ergo, we never choose SAS SAS did use to have monopoly in Norway (when it came to domestic routes, so it wasn't really that big a problem for us), but thankfully some new companies have given them a bit of a headache as of late.

 

[Erik]

We don't technically have a monopoly but I don't know that any other airline flies Umeå > Arlanda and/or Umeå > Karlstad which are the routes I need

 

[Henrik Main]

Bottom line: Don't live in desolate parts of Scandinavian countries, because then you have to fly SAS. Move out of thy safe nest in Umeå, and head for Stockholm/Gothenburg!

Mikke and Erik: Only fags live in Stockhomo and Gaythenburg
Henrik Main: The girls are hot, though. I win, end of discussion.

 

[Erik]

Only fags live in Stockhomo and Gaythenburg, besides it has big ugly buildings and lots of people and other things that I couldn't fucking live with. Big cities are the gay, and I'm even starting to feel like Umeå, a city of 100,000 people, is slightly grating on my nerves. I would like to live somewhere more untouched.

 

[Henrik Main]

Stockholm SLAYS architecturally. You could live in a small village just outside of one of those major cities, though. Åmål isn't that far from Gaythenburg, issit? God, I love that film.

 

[Erik]

I'd like to slay Stockholm's architecture, if you get my drift.

"You could live in a small village just outside of one of those major cities, though." <-- these are gay. None of the advantages of a big city, and none of the advantages of living in the middle of nowhere. Fuck off the gay places to live.

 

[Krilons Resa]

That's fucking bullshit. Big corporations suck anyway.

 

[Henrik Main]

I'd like to slay Stockholm's architecture, if you get my drift.

"You could live in a small village just outside of one of those major cities, though." <-- these are gay. None of the advantages of a big city, and none of the advantages of living in the middle of nowhere. Fuck off the gay places to live.

'cking weirdo. This means that almost every single place in existance = gay. You should seriously consider moving to Svalbard, and I'm not even joking here. Alternatively, Hardangervidda.

 

[spaffe]

Fuck the SJ (Swedish Railroads Company) while we're at it. I was going to take the train to Stockholm today and then fly from there to Umeå, but apparently they couldn't get all the trees off the tracks in time after the great storm we had yesterday, and all trains got cancelled. Now it looks like I'll have to spend ~14 h on a night train tomorrow instead. Yay.

 

[Erik]

Iceland sounds good to me but they don't really accept immigrants (dirty my pals like yours truly) as far as I know... At the very least I'm visiting soon-ish (been saying that for years, but it IS going to happen) and I really want to visit Svalbard, Färöarna, Hardangervidda and other desolate, majestic and/or cold parts of the world etc etc... Some day

 

[Henrik Main]

I listened to Borknagar - The Archaic Course while at Hardangervidda. A combination that mustn't be underrated! Even better, Hardangervidda seems like the most desolate place ever, but there is actually a TOTALLY KILLER restaurant located in what seems to be the middle of nowhere, and they serve food that is not of this world there. Go there!

 

[Erik]

Sounds like a plan

Should also try listening to Ildjarn's ambient "Hardangervidda" album when, well, being there...

 

[NAD]

Erik. Killing spree. Soonish.

 

[Nico]

They broke my My Dying Bride "Trinity" which was in my checked-in luggage

Hah, I'll send you mine.

 

[mousewings]

Airlines=t3h suck.

Mostly.

They liked to look through my luggage and thought my camera was a bomb. Cities are also really annoying too especially when they're in the middle of nowhere and everything which is it takes two years to get here and is not in by the time it gets here.

At least Sweden has hot guys... mmm.... Sweden.

 

[lizard]

they couldn't get all the trees off the tracks in time after the great storm we had yesterday

fucking wimpy swedish trees, nods to whichever of you swedes insulted my ohio trees

 

[Erik]

Hah, I'll send you mine.

I'd be muchly thankful. I'll pay you for it too. Let me know.