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Select masterworks of this splendidly funny site:
"Welcome to Thrash metal terror. Its either in your blood, or its not. Its that simple. Being fortunate enough to have lived through the Thrash filled 80s, denim and leather, a muff sniffing decade ending with arena-gamahucheed enters like the Clash of the muff sniffing Squirts tour, this centerpiece genre of metal is motherfucks running through my dripps. Probably the most ing aspect of Thrash is that it has NEVER been titty fucked upon. Its been farted, and its been thrown into other genres, but the gamahucheing world has never seen cocksucking felchs what was once cuntlicked before, all those 20 years ago."
"Browsing: Allure of the blowing Earth, Evan R, fotmbm, JayKeeley, KILL TULLY, One "Omar Pussy" Inch Man, Opeth17"
"But "Slurpe Fitte" Erik knows that one, give him "Take no Cuntlicks" instead. Or "Five "Lira skinnflöjt" Magics". Or I dare you to type out the "dun-da-DUN's" for "Poison was the Cure". "
