Funniest Songs

[Vimana]

Post the funniest songs you know

 

[Tallerthanatree]

Gwar - Fuckin' an Animal

Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Animal!

 

[Vimana]

Just try listening to the whole thing without laughing.

 

[Tallerthanatree]

Just try listening to the whole thing without laughing.

I've heard that one. Good song, actually. That guy really doesnt look like he'd sing like that.

 

[zoidberg]

AC DC- big balls.

 

[Söy]

funniest songs would be great if the funny links werent funnied up

 

[Vimana]

?

 

[Satanstoenail]

Gwar - Fuckin' an Animal

Nice.



Ween - Mister Would You Please Help My Pony?

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

Pony, Pony, Pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

 

[BloodSword]

I don't know if this funny, but it sure is fuckin' sickening. That absolutley horrendous, nausea-inducing band "Cheap Trick." And the song, "I want yout to Want me." Makes me want to rip out every wire I have in my house.

 

[Vimana]

Thats not funny.

 

[Rammaz]

i dont know if it really counts as a song but this is really funny to me...

here is Food Pyramid
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sTWZ0BD0paY

 

[razoredge]

wildwood weed

 

[llamaking]

New Vagina - Bloodhound Gang.

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhoung Gang.

 

[Vimana]

Constipated - Weird Al Yancovic

 

[Belligerent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8j2ej5jqQw


good luck finding a funnier song than this one you fuckers!

I think I sharted and pissed myself all at once.

 

[Vimana]

^ PWND

I used to sing this song in the locker room at school.

 

[NinjaGeek]

I'll probably go to hell for posting this but...

 

[Donnie Darko]

I'll probably go to hell for posting this but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

This video cracks me up every time!!

Also Majesty - In the Stadium

 

[theRover]

[ame]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9bPrUark4[/ame]



Pooor ooollldddd Jooohhhnnnyyy Raaaaaaaayyyy =D

 

[Seasonreaper]

This has gotta win =P