funniest thread EVER

[Yetti]

i found this on the opeth board


http://www.v6power.net/forum/viewto...18756&highlight

 

[EagleFlyFree]

Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle,
but I can't find it. Uh-oh!

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.
Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my
way.

i can't begin to explain how hard i laughed at this :-DDD

 

[-WildChild In Time-]

OMFG!!!!

After the rules for power metal and black metal, the video from the black metal fans and this, I'm forced to open a folder in my pc called "Funny things from the forums", lol!!!

Hilarious, it cracked me up!!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

i already knew the phat guy one
but the rhino one is much cooler

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

hey wait a sec...

Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: **** YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

EFF?!?!!?

 

[EagleFlyFree]

hahahhahahah what in the name of fuck was that.... pirates + cybersex = NO :-DDD

 

[BodomiC]

Sweetheart: What's the matter now?

Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper.
Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my
way.


hahahahahahahhahaha hilarious really grin:

 

[BodomiC]

Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?


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THAT was hilarious

 

[Peti]

Hilariuos!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

hahaahahaa....fucking funny,man....LOL

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

This was some fuckin hilarious thing

But I can't believe how some girls can be so naive ... They can't see that they are being fooled?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

those are all fakes

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

of course its probably all fake...cannot believe that there could be some that kinda persons

 

[bodomite]