funny arse facts from a chain email I got

Blitzkrieg

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> * A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give
> her coffee.
> * A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.
> * A whale's penis is called a dork.
> * The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of ingredients
> in the sauce.
> * A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
> * Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks
> otherwise it will digest itself.
> * The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
> * A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and
> down continually from the bottom of the glass to the top.
> * A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
> * A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with saliva. For
> example, if a strong tasting substance like salt is placed on a dry
> tongue, the taste buds will not be able to taste it. As soon as a drop of
> saliva is added and the salt is dissolved, however, a definite taste
> sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!
> * A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles
> away.
> * George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
> * Some insects can live up to a year without their heads.
> * Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated for an
> Oscar with Midnight Cowboy.Her entire role lasted only six minutes.
> * A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
> * A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a
> mate.
> * In Lebonon it is legal to have sex with a female animal, but illegal
> with a male one.
> * 40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
> * Every person has a unique tongue print.
> * The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes. He was
> albino.
> * Every night, wasps bite into the stem of a plant, lock their
> mandibles (jaws) into position, stretch out at right angles to the stem,
> and, with legs dangling, fall asleep.
> * During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red car can be seen in
> the distance.
> * Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents
> thought he might be retarded.
> * On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
> * John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of Abraham Lincoln's
> son.
> * Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
> * Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate effects a dogs heart and
> nervous system, a few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
> * Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps.
> * Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. Before the
> 1950's it was made from Hemp. The stem and leaves on a marijuana plant.
> * Most lipstick contains fish scales.
> * Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's
> stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
> * Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear
> pants.
> * Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
> * Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other
> at the same time.
> * Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II
> were made of wood.
> * The number of possible ways of playing the first four moves per side
> in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
> * Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.
> * Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and 'lower', because
> in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters,
> the 'upper case' letters were stored in the case on top of the case that
> stored the smaller, 'lower case' letters.
> * There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
> * There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange,
> purple, and silver!
> * The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar
> bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
> * The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a
> recorded Wendy before!
> * Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors, also, it took him 10 years to
> paint Mona Lisa's lips.
> * Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to SLOW a film down so
> you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.
> * Bubble gum contains rubber.
> * Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
> * The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's 'Born in the
> USA.'
> * By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink
> in quicksand.
> * Casey Kasem is the voice of Shaggy on Scooby-Doo.
> * Cat's urine glows under a black light.
> * Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece
> of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
> * In India it costs less to have sex with a prostitute than it does to
> buy a condom.
> * Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
> * An elephant can smell water three miles away.
> * Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most
> often stolen from Public Libraries.
> * Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space
> because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
> * Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to keep him cool! He
> changed it every 2 innings!
> * Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!
 
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Blitzkrieg said:
> * Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of cotton. Before the
> 1950's it was made from Hemp. The stem and leaves on a marijuana plant.
> * Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear
> pants.
> * The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was never a
> recorded Wendy before!
All of these are untrue.
Money in this country is actually made from polymer resin.
Donald Duck comics weren't banned in Finland at all. A local politician merely suggested that youth centers stop buying them and buy sports magazines instead, because they were cheaper.
Also, there are several instances of the name "Wendy" being used before the 1890s. One was sometimes in the mid-1700s, by a man!

The rest might be true, but. :D
 
I dunno if the thing about a dork is true either. I've had conversations with people about this before which resulted in a trip to the biology library at uni and looking up every single reference book about whales, but we never found anything about a dork.

Also, wouldn't it be great to be a pig.

The thing about babies being given to the wrong parents is kind of scary though.
 
I know the following to be true:

> * Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
> * Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II
> were made of wood.

No, I don't know much.
 
a lot of them are untrue, well at least seem it, and I don't care if someone proves that they are

* Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate effects a dogs heart and
> nervous system, a few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

that one just sounds stupid.

Oh, and the word 'month' can't be rhymed either.