Funny Quote

[ChrisEmerson]

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"

-- Chris Rock

just thought id share that with ya

 

[Lordenlil]

"Germany doesn't want to go to war"

Got me there...

 

[R.I.P.2]

Chris Rock is one funny guy...

 

[Pieless]

Heard it, numerous times to boot.

Funny though.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Giggle.

 

[Rusty]

*joins in*

 

[Speedkill]

The guys name is "Colin" not "Colon"

Germany hasn't gone to war in a long time.

Everyone is accusing us of arrogance.

What about Rumsfield? Or Karl Rove? How come those guy's names aren't there. They're powerful.

Eminem is NOT the best rapper.

Woods has been the best golfer for a while now. Why point it out now?




I'm sorry, I just find this joke painfully unfunny.

 

[Heliologue]

The guys name is "Colin" not "Colon"

but pronounced like "colon." this joke is a transcription.

Germany hasn't gone to war in a long time.

doesn't change the fact that they have been the primary belligerent in both world wars.

Everyone is accusing us of arrogance.

but not everyone is a hypocrite for doing it.

What about Rumsfield? Or Karl Rove? How come those guy's names aren't there. They're powerful.

yes, but their names aren't dirty words.

Eminem is NOT the best rapper.

he's the most popular and the most media friendly. in the mainstream, that's the same thing as being best.

Woods has been the best golfer for a while now. Why point it out now?

because it's a joke.

I'm sorry, I just find this joke painfully unfunny.

well, you're wrong.

 

[Diluted]

Roflmao

 

[Speedkill]

Die, Saturnix. DIE.

 

[R.I.P.2]

Speedkill, stop trying to ruin the joke.