Gasp, a spy!

[FrostGiant]

From the front,

"I, Ian the banker, began infiltrating this board several months prior to your invasion. It was difficult but I earned their trust and discovered the ultimate secret:
their true leader is the one known as Azal. Fusoya is but a figurehead meant to shield their true monarch from detection.

xoxoxo"

 

[deadair]

what... nothing about fisting?

IT'S NOT REALLY IAN THE BANKER!!!!

 

[xfer]

 

[goatschool]

was this ever really a secret? an ultimate secret, natch?

 

[minxnim]

this dude has no idea what's he's talking about! BIGFAKESMILE RUNS THIS SHOW.....

bitches get stiches.

 

[FrostGiant]

Hey, I'm first learning about it know.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

YEAH!!! and my descending reputation count full of anonymous bad rep from the Opeth board is all the proof i need im a badass!

 

[xfer]

speaking of rep, lets all add bad rep to the invaders!

 

[deadair]

am i still just a private?

 

[minxnim]

bad reputations are part of being an innovator honey. don't worry about it. anyone with an original thought ends up with a knife in their back.

 

[chupe666]

we all know ecto is the true head of this organization.

 

[kleo706]

Dear motWers,

I think ducks AM pretty and not capable of LYING inside grates TO turn a TRICK or/AND totally DECEIVE cows and promote ANATHEMA amongst sheep LIKE the mortal enemy of AN evil ULTRA-SECRET organization.Now pardon me. I must go SPY on limbless children and besure they're not joining street gangs.

xoxoxo
-K-
/endsecretmessage

 

[xfer]

NO Blood for Oil is a SHIT slogan.