Ok ok ok I know metallicrap has been done to death , but just reading the replies to this article made me lose my shit in my school's library. Blabbermouth is the king of hilarious posts.
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=105738
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=105738
