General silliness (donkey content)

[James Murphy]

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[JMarz]

BAWWWWWW

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

Whoa, I've never seen barbed wire used with farm animals. These must be one vicious bunch of donkeys.

 

[Jaymz]

Awww hes sweet as hell!

 

[Chryst Krispies]

I <3 donkeys.

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

lol... no. it's just cheaper than wooden fences so most farmers in the US use it.... the animals don't touch it, so they never get hurt.. they can see it and so they don't try to go past it.

the wire does discourage poachers from climbing over the fence though, to get into where the animals are so they can take them out. they could cut it, but then every animal could get out and it would cause a huge scene, and poachers don't want a scene, they just want to kill an animal or two and butcher it for meat... in and out, with no big escape of animals drawing attention, and preserving the heard intact for future poaching.

Ah, makes sense. Most farmers up here use low-powered electric fence. I guess most of us have gone through the ritual of peeing on an electric fence at least once.

 

[drew_drummer]

Fucking awesome donkey.

 

[Sickan]

So... you are an ass man?

 

[drew_drummer]

ehehe. One time me and this girl were walking down a little alley near my mums house. Anyway... one of the houses has a big ass garden, with a donkey. Dumb bitch thought it was a llama.

Needless to say, she was a sport fuck.

 

[neverpurify]

that donkey's like "hell yeah I want another carrot beeeyotch!"

 

[Dalinkwent48@aim.com]

"I'm gonna try and feed this donkey"

Fucking random hilariousness haha

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

ehehe. One time me and this girl were walking down a little alley near my mums house. Anyway... one of the houses has a big ass garden, with a donkey. Dumb bitch thought it was a llama.

Needless to say, she was a sport fuck.

You should have given her a pink-eye later that evening and told her you're a llama.

 

[slashvanyoung]

That first carrot was a bit of a joke though.

Work animal, good hearing, said to be stubborn at times.... yeah, I can totally see why you like that donkey, James.

Donkeys > Horses.

 

[Felix Neumann]

Holy shit..how long is this carrot??!! Is this gen manipulated stuff, man?

 

[joeymusicguy]

james put steroids in the carrots, and in 2 months and 3 weeks, the donkey will be strong enough to break through the fence and become james super donkey transport

james and his donkey, metal-wilbur, will then ride across the country, on tour, with nothing but a pair of conga's (in which the donkey actually plays), a guitar strapped to him, and a portable guitar amp powered by the donkey's legs as he runs through pastures

james' concert will be free, but he will be accepting tips to feed the donkey more steroid carrots

below is james' tour bodyguard

 

[JMarz]

james put steroids in the carrots, and in 2 months and 3 weeks, the donkey will be strong enough to break through the fence and become james super donkey transport

james and his donkey, metal-wilbur, will then ride across the country, on tour, with nothing but a pair of conga's (in which the donkey actually plays), a guitar strapped to him, and a portable guitar amp powered by the donkey's legs as he runs through pastures

james' concert will be free, but he will be accepting tips to feed the donkey more steroid carrots

below is james' tour bodyguard

Have you been smoking again, bro? Because LOLOL, epic

 

[Felix Neumann]

^Hahahahahaha Joey, great sense of humor.

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

james put steroids in the carrots, and in 2 months and 3 weeks, the donkey will be strong enough to break through the fence and become james super donkey transport

james and his donkey, metal-wilbur, will then ride across the country, on tour, with nothing but a pair of conga's (in which the donkey actually plays), a guitar strapped to him, and a portable guitar amp powered by the donkey's legs as he runs through pastures

james' concert will be free, but he will be accepting tips to feed the donkey more steroid carrots

below is james' tour bodyguard

Whatever you had, I wanna take a bath in it!

 

[Felix Neumann]

It´s good, Armadillo time is over...we have a new symbol. The Donkey! And originally it was supposed to be a peaceful reason.."Death Metal legend feeds donkey with carrots"..now another prominent brought the WAR conext into it. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[FloridaRolf]

Maybe you can train the donkey to hunt armadillos