Genital Metaphors!

[Morganna]

By the request of Dead Winter, and one of my favorate subjects. Genital metaphors!!!!

Our first word is going to be the vagina! GO!


Arby's roast beef sandwitch! :zombie:

Oh, and Ham wallet is a classic choice!

 

[Undefined]

I always liked 'Purple Helmet Warrior'

 

[Achtland]

Sloppy seconds

 

[Undefined]

<3 Weird Al



"Heat-Seeking-Moisture-Missile" BWAHAHAHAHA!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

meat curtains.

eww.

 

[Dead Winter]

Arby's roast beef sandwitch! :zombie:

OMG!!!!!

Beef Curtains!!!!

 

[Dead Winter]

meat curtains.

eww.

Shit didn't see ya.

 

[Dead Winter]

I always thought "schlong" was the greatest word for the penis, especially when said in a Beavis and Butthead voice.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Sloppy seconds

That's a sex metaphor but not directly related to genitalia. Try again.

Edit: Forgot my contribution:

Moose Knuckle.

 

[Undefined]

Dong(s) is the funniest. If I haven't heard it for a while, and I randomly hear/read it, I crack a smile.

 

[Morganna]

Love the meat curtains!

Hhahah! schlong is a good one!

Twazzer! oh and Willy Nelson!

For penis, we have, vein layered meat pipe, the love bone, Damn why my getting brain locked! OH feel free to throw in, jizz, or jerking off guys!

 

[reese_apoc]

I always thought Tally-wacker was an interesting name.

 

[Dead Winter]

Steaming hot cup of man chowder...

/vomits

 

[Calamitas1786]

yum rocket

purple headed yogurt slinger

main vein

pedro

sausage wallet

 

[Undefined]

Sausage wallet

Bearded clam is a classic.

 

[Dead Winter]

Here they call pussy "figa", but sometimes they'll call it "patata", which is potato

 

[Calamitas1786]

knuckle children

spending the night with Miss Palm and her five sisters.

 

[Morganna]

Steaming hot cup of man chowder...

/vomits

^ that is one of my faves

My brother said he made a baby with "Irish cream" after he got my sister in law pregnant

I've always been fond of the cute, and endearing name, Puddin' haha, that's for vagina, not jizzum juice.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

vein layered meat pipe

that one is just vile

 

[Lunar Still]

LOVE MUSCLE

I also enjoy "nether eye."