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But I heard that you can get a porn name by taking your middle name and your street name.... mine would be Stefani Harrington... once I knew of this girl named Montana West... hehe
 
If that were the case I would be known as "Roy 14th St." Though if you cut it to just "Roy 14", well, that would just be like bragging. Of course some of us don't NEED porn names, we would be remembered even if our name was "Lumpy Gerstensteinerson II".