glacial holocaust

goatschool

goatschool

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in the coming millenia, when the drill bits can finally break through the ice crust, i can only hope that my remains will have preservered and fed off itself whilst propagating, somehow expanding and carving deeper in the environs, eventually achieving a 320 sq-yard self-sustaining mass of undulating carno-flesh... the remains of my sweater somewhere in the folds of this fetid blubber, serving as partial nutrient filter and piecemeal neural net. fuck this shit.
 
i think they did, but i guess i'll have to sift in order to verify this.

not the asshole part, that's def confirmed.

you know, i dug up a clipping from 1994ish that i'd been thinking about for a while. i'm going to transcribe it on AOE. you still look at AOE a bit, right?
 
so what exactly would be the scientific purpose of digging to an underground lake in antarctica anyway? so that john ratzenberger can host a travel channel special from under the ice cap where he wears a tux and waddles like a penguin for an hour?
 
they should totally dig and release some sort of bug from under there that swarms and makes crazy cocoons and shit like, around entire people and stuff.
 
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