God I love The Onion

[MarcusGHedwig]

http://www.theonion.com/video/kentucky-violated-ncaa-rules-while-recruiting-bask,17041/

 

[Terminus]

I never really look at the site but I have seen the movie, fuckin hilarious. steven Seagal is, COCKPUNCHER!!!!

 

[Jeds7800]

A hearty chuckle with a hint of nostalgia was had.

 

[lilhermiejobo]

http://www.theonion.com/video/boys-tragic-death-could-have-happened-to-any-famil,17024/

"Its the kind of thing you think can only happen to OTHER people with a 300lb snake as a pet" the best quote ever.