god is such a weirdo sometimes

[minxnim]

http://www.salon.com/mwt/wire/2004/04/01/mother_stones_sons/index.html

 

[xfer]

haha yeah dude remember that part in the bible where jesus goes up to a date tree to get a snack and all the dates are gone? and he's like "FUCK YOU, TREE" and the tree withers up and dies? total abuse of power.