Ok, you got me now...
Tank, don't worry about intellectual quarrels. Everybody loves their platforms, but in the end it's just brain flexing. And always feel free to "ask Mr.D"...that's what I'm here for!! I'm definitely not the ultimate authority on everything bass related, but the fact is - it's my forum. I love that it's mostly a nice little place for bassists to come and exchange ideas about music and playing. And of course I try to please all you sycophants, and elephants alike. It's my house, my party, you're all invited and I hope you all have a good time.
Knowing theory doesn't hurt anything even 1% of the time. But realistically, how many musicians are underknowledged shall we say? In my experiences, more than not. Does it mean they're any less good at what they do? I don't believe so. But does it also mean that by one learning theory one can improve and expand? Absolutely yes. Obviously I am from a position where music comes from the heart, and we all have one that beats. We all have licence to create it as our hearts desire. But of course the more the brain is stocked, the more we can expand on our heart's desires. I'm not playing the fence by saying I believe in both sides...music is an art, and art has no rules...only subjected to acceptence of taste.
I have a certain amount of theory knowledge, and I have also been inspired by my bong. I'm not defending or accusing here...I'm just saying I believe in individuality. And it's up to the individual to decide how much info he chooses to gather along the way.
I have three decades of musical experiences on my resume. So of course I embrace questions or advice directed at me. I love to help when I can, because this instant medium form of contact wasn't even fathomable when I was young. I would have loved to send Chris Squire or Stanley Clarke an email back in the 70's and say "what's up, I love your playing, how do you do blablabla...?" So at my age and my experience level I like to believe I can throw out some helpful advice and make a newer player that much more wiser. But as much a mentor, I am the perpetual student as well. I never stop trying to absorb any knowledge or any kind of musical inspiration that I can, whenever I can. In fact...with your extensive theory expertise, Nothinggod, I would love to hear your musical offerings. I'm always looking for new sources of inspirations to enlighten me.
Occam's is basically right too. The side markers on a neck of a fretted bass are for finger reference. As you "put your fingers on the dots" the string is being shortened by the fret, creating a different pitch with the string. So the dot is behind the fret is only for reference because the fret itself is "making the note". Obviously without frets your fingers do need to be put right where the fret would be. So the side markers are moved up in relation to a fretted style neck. And just as every other fret isn't side marked, every other note position isn't either. Almost every bass I've seen doesn't come with a marker for the first fret, usually starting on the third instead. So the big blank spot on the side of the neck right after the nut are the spaces for the first "fret" spot, the second "fret" spot and then higher up than a fretted neck the first dot would be where the third fret would be. And that is indeed where you put your finger for that position. Note that the side markers are for reference and the true note can be found only by your ear and touch. Just imagine where the frets would be and use your fingers to fret the note. And hopefully the tempering, chromaticism and microtonality will come sooner than an angry studio engineer throwing a tuner inline will...!!! (hehehe...been there, done that...!)
There is no zero fret. It just looks weird without all the lines of the frets. Just account for the proper spacing needed for each "fret space". It looks far from the nut to the first side marker, but if you tune your open strings right, and then finger/fret each note going up chromatically and compare with the tuner or keyboard I think you'll soon learn your neck and learn how to find each note. Pretty basic knowledge I know, but I think that's where Frank is at. Baby steps man. Theory and feeling need balance, but how can one apply those without at least having a decent feel for the tool in which to grow with?
SDG