good movie / Shit movie - review time

[Stu]

Well, I caught rob zombies " House of a thousand corpses today"

Fucking crap. Weak as piss and B grade schlop.
Man, The hype surrounding this was pretty big in the states -
"The bloodiest movie since the reanimator"

Rubbish! - Try mixing The goonies and Gremlins.
Weak and childish - Don't waste a cent on hire.......

The other side.....

Dracula II - Dracula 2000
Great acting, good actors ( Jason scott lee) and a decent story to go.
No cheesy CGI. All good -
Check this one out -



Stu.

P.s - I am glad Rob Zombie makes decent albums.

 

[KoichCPA]

I finally say Cradle of Fear the other day, that is possibly the biggest peice of shit i've ever seen. It's just crap. It has no redeeming feautures, not even the nudity made it worth watching.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I have been looking forward to seeing 'House Of 1000 Corpses' for ages, and I do still want to see it, but yeah I am not expecting as much from it anymore.

 

[Goreripper]

How could we expect much from that film? It was dropped by the studio as unreleaseable. Considering some of the majorly crap stuff that gets released every month, it must be pretty bad.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I looooove B-grade and Z-grade type stuff I'm a sucker for all the exploitation trash that came out in the 70s and 80s.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

It was said to be dropped (and it was dropped by 3 different studios) because of the gore etc, not because it sucks (not to say it doesn't suck).

 

[The Amazer]

Well, I haven't seen House of the 1000 Corpses yet... but this is actually the first bad review of it I've seen. I love B-Grade shit though

And I LOVED Cradle of Fear. Especially the internet chapter of the movie, fuck that really struck a chord with me. It's not shitting your pants type stuff (as in scariness) but it's entertaining. The gore was hilarious.

 

[Stu]

Man, I love B grade filthy gore flicks - but there was 40 minutes before ANYTHING happened.... no blood... nothin' just like "I know what you did last summer"

The reanimator was a classic, now that's fuckin' gore!

As far as zombie realeasing the "goriest filem ever" - nup.

At least cradle of filth had some gore. Still schtool though.

as far as awesome movies go - check out "Tears of the sun" Bruce willis - Fuckin great.

stu

 

[KoichCPA]

I like Bad Taste and Baindead.

 

[Celestial-Todd]

Tears of the Sun? I think they had a trailer for that in front of the Hulk yesterday.. looked just like another "America saves the day" stories really.

But then again I could easily be wrong!

 

[Stu]

Tears of the Sun? I think they had a trailer for that in front of the Hulk yesterday.. looked just like another "America saves the day" stories really.

But then again I could easily be wrong!

nah - your absolutely right - It's a little too much "Yay America". But there's an element that Willis brings that gives it a filthy gritty edge. It's hollywood with Balls!

I dug it.

stu

 

[Spiff]

Bruce Willis is one of the most underrated actors around. I only realised it when he did 12 Monkeys.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

Yes, he can be a great actor, and '12 Monkeys' is cool.