Good news for cocksuckers...

[IanDork107]

http://www.theillustrator.com/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

 

[minxnim]

two months from now GNC will be selling semen supplements.

 

[shivering corpse]

semen shakes will be the "in" thing

this is fake, right?

 

[lizard]

hmmmm...if I wasn't so gullible I'd think there was something terribly suspicious about a guy named "Dr. Len Lictepeen"

 

[minxnim]

yea it's fake of course but it's so funny

 

[lizard]

in a related story, the other month I was at the dentist getting xrayed. the nurse kept trying to wedge those cardboard things into my mouth and I kept gagging and choking , it was getting horrible.

nurse: "let's take a few minutes to catch our breath, shall we?"

me (with tears streaming down my face, gasping): "guess you can tell I'm not gay, huh?"

 

[shivering corpse]

 

[minxnim]

in a related story, the other month I was at the dentist getting xrayed. the nurse kept trying to wedge those cardboard things into my mouth and I kept gagging and choking , it was getting horrible.

nurse: "let's take a few minutes to catch our breath, shall we?"

me (with tears streaming down my face, gasping): "guess you can tell I'm not gay, huh?"

you really said that? AMAZING

 

[lizard]

I was so distressed I didn't have full control of my faculties.

I did not have that excuse when I said "hey, if you enjoy the ride, you've gotta help take care of the maintenance" to the salesgirl when she commented on me buying my wife's feminine hygiene products.

 

[xfer]

haha

 

[lizard]

me = sensitive, caring mate (who nonetheless would rather spend my post coital moments having a snack or napping, rather than cuddling.)

 

[minxnim]

I was so distressed I didn't have full control of my faculties.

I did not have that excuse when I said "hey, if you enjoy the ride, you've gotta help take care of the maintenance" to the salesgirl when she commented on me buying my wife's feminine hygiene products.

wow