Gore - Ridiculo Rock aus Goruguay

wuschel

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Hi, we are a bunch of sport-fishermen from Goruguay who play some relaxed Ridiculo-Rock on the side. You can listen to a few tracks from our latest EP at http://www.reverbnation.com/goruguay . If you like it you can purchase this aquatic holocaust on iTunes, CDBaby etc. Fish for us under "Gore (Goruguay)" for efficient hookage.

If you're not bored already, here is a little bit more info about us:

With frequent waves since 2001, the meanest, nastiest, most ridiculous orchestra, or even collection of things, to come out of Goruguay have often been accused of writing in metaphor and bending the truth with their tales of defecation from the mile-high club, human speedbumps and sadistic medical procedures such as pizza base-grafting and pyropractic surgery.
However to point your fin with such allegations is to be racist to the people of the proud micro-continent of Goruguay. A misunderstood place. A place of nightmare and horror to the uninitiated. And a place of strong tradition and custom to the indigenous.
We invite you over to stay.
Experience the culture. Eat the fish. Dance the jigs. Enjoy the folklore. And meet the people.

Welcome to Goruguay.

Gore (Goruguay) currently features the following ambassadors from the individual nations of the region:

From North Goruguay:-
Gorehorse Splatterhouse - ("Corpsifier" Goretar & Vocals)
Captain Hand - (Bass & Low Frequency Claps)

From Gorway:-
Mr Asomvel - ("Mega-Fist 5000" Sub-Grrrtar)

From Carcossia:-
Dhalsim Kabbadhi - ("Spirit of Goruguay" Goretar)

And from the much troubled South Goruguay:-
Gore Don - (Winter-Blast Apparatus)

These Reptiles of Disfigurement have shifted styles slightly from their first release "Gone Fishing", that was primarily Winter-Blast Speed Metal, to the more comprehensive genre of Ridiculo-Rock with their follow-up "Green Around the Gills".

As of 2011, the sons of Goruguay continue to bring their message of peace to the world through song and theatre.


http://www.facebook.com/goruguay
http://www.goruguay.com

Great that you managed to swim all the way to the end of this post.

Yours truly,

Gore Don