Greatest News Story Ever

Now he should always wear his Thor gear underneath his normal clothes just in case it's needed again. He'll be like Superman, but way cooler.

Also - Whos betting those shoes appear on eBay?
 
The best of it is, I saw a picture of the outfit in the paper, and it basically looked like it was made from tinfoil... the skanky wee thief probably would have topped himself if a full on Thor came at him, with hammer and all!
 
The best of it is, I saw a picture of the outfit in the paper, and it basically looked like it was made from tinfoil... the skanky wee thief probably would have topped himself if a full on Thor came at him, with hammer and all!

I bet the thief was a scrawny bugger who crapped his white tracksuit bottoms tucked into white socks (in Scotland that is standard petty criminal uniform)
 
I bet the thief was a scrawny bugger who crapped his white tracksuit bottoms tucked into white socks (in Scotland that is standard petty criminal uniform)

As my grandad used to say, most of them are "All breeks and nae troosers"

"Haw big man, gonnae get us a bottle o' bucky big man? Bolt ya rocket, know what I mean but?"