Greetings from Los Angeles, assholes!

[PanzerKunt]

This place is hot and theres a lot of hot chicks here, which makes a lot of sense when you think about it once or twice. Do any of you untermench live near by by any chance? I need alcohol and since USA doesnt make sense (except for the hot chicks-hot weather thing), I'm suddenly not old enough to buy it! I feel so degraded. I'm in Glendale by the way. Anyone?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Why the fuck did you go there?

 

[DoodgeGant]

Shame you're still restricted to LOOKING at hot chicks.

 

[PanzerKunt]

Why the fuck did you go there?

I needed a new leather jacket. They are cheaper here I think.

Thanatopsis: Cool stuff, do you have a phone number I can reach you with?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Get one for me too, will you?
I could buy a car for the price of one leather jacket on sale here.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

you should go to some random arabian desert and buy a double goat leather jacket or semething of that kind, it's gonna be cheap as hell

you're probably gonna smell funny though

have a nice trip

 

[Noble Viking]

I just checked a map and you're about 30-45 minutes away from where I live.

 

[Lola]

just run around and kill all the homeless people.....we'd appreciate that.

Then fly down and take care of ours too! just kidding....Thanatopsis yer mean!

 

[Thanatopsis]

im not mean. im smart. it would make the city much nicer

 

[PanzerKunt]

dude, i have no time at all. im a full time university student and i work when im not in class. if you want my phone number, it would be to chat, haha. I can't meet up and i can't buy you booze and i can't take you around cuz i have no car. I am useless to you!!! im sorry!

just run around and kill all the homeless people.....we'd appreciate that.

Oh crap hehe, i can kill som bums tho, there are a couple of them outside this building.

 

[Thanatopsis]

do it man, we need you to!
ITS YOUR SOLEMN DUTY AS A VISITOR!

 

[_Zsuzsa_]

Could also be a system in order to get the green card.
10 bums = Residence permit
20 bums = Citizenship
100 bums = A State of your own

 

[PanzerKunt]

2 more and ill get my own state cool!
Ill take Utah and burn it to the grund.

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