Greetings, I am here to propose an offer

[Will Bozarth]

I am King Jack Planet, Ruler of Planet Preggogranny , Recently I was diagnosed
by the Universal Practicing Physician that I will die of Galactic Penile Influenza.
You are contacted By mE so you can inherit my collection of exotic Earthen
vaginal cavities worth approximately 23,000,000,000 Earth Peanuts. Send me your
address and pictures of your Earth Vagina, and you will inherit my Earth Vaginas.

 

[azal]

 

[Chromatose]

Admiral! There be whales here!

 

[Liverslapper]

Galactic Penile Influenza...im glad im not the only one with this problem.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Capt Jack Planet meets Ziltoid the Omniscient. it'll be brilliant.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Isn't this what you IMed me?

Was that last night? I was quite drunk.