Gross Exaggeration

[dorian gray]

did i spell that right?
you guys ever notice how much people grossly exaggerate in daily conversation? usually im amused but the other day someone told me her mom has an IQ of "175, 180, or something" and i was kinda irritated by the over-the-topness of the claim. we were talking about alzheimers and she said her mom has it now. that she "used to be able to read all the time". granted, her mom may very well have an IQ of 175 but what are the odds?

my other favorite is income. whatever people tell you they make, or what theyre worth, or what they own, it's double the reality. drives me nuts. nurses are always doing shit like that. my buddy told me once he gets his masters, he will be "pulling down....i dunno, 250. then another 200 on top of that doing stuff on the side." bwahahaha. i see. three to four times what most physicians make.

 

[lizard]

my penis is 13 inches long.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Im just as metal as tully.

 

[lizard]

I have "Heavy Mental" tattooed on my forearms.

 

[dorian gray]

my penis is 13 inches long.

heh. havent heard something like that since college.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

My IQ is 154.

 

[lizard]

I have 29 inch pythons.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

my penis is 13 inches long.

that's not what your mom told me [/college]

 

[dorian gray]

IQs are a good one. alot of times, people wont know what it stands for.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Bench press is usually over exaggerated aswell. "Yea man I can easily push 375", yet the guy is 120lbs soaking wet.

 

[lurch70]

i once gave this girl 14 orgasms in a row [/nad]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i once gave this girl 14 orgasms in a row [/nad]

i was going to use this one, but couldn't remember what post it was in, nor could I be bothered to search for it.

 

[NAD]

i once gave this girl 14 orgasms in a row [/nad]

hahaha hey i know what the truth is, i didn't expect anyone to believe me.

i grossly exaggerate constantly. but i mean really fucking gross. like when i had 2 teeth pulled earlier this year, i'd say "i had to get 19 wisdom teeth yanked." i don't try and bullshit, i make it so ridiculous that it's impossible to believe.

 

[Demonspell]

I own close to 2400 CDs and half as my vinyls...oops, wrong thread. In my case that really is severely exaggerated...

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I did Demi Moore.... Back before she was popular, you know One Crazy Summer era.

 

[Chromatose]

demi moore is popular?





oh I see what you did there.

 

[J.]

I don't have one mp3 or download or an ipod or any of that pure bullshit. oh wait, we're exagerrating...nevermind.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Yeah i was trying to be witty but failed I guess.

 

[EdenKriss]

i play in one of the most influential metal bands in scandinavia. but i guess you already knew?



























(GROSS exaggeration!)

 

[E-bortion]

my penis is roughly the size of a small child