Guitar Fetish - Big sellout

[Stu]

Hey guys

OK - My name is stuart marshall and I am a guitaraholic!

If anyone out there is interested in buying Guitar Equipment sling me line.
at :
Mettalion@hotmail.com.

As LT knows I churn through GT's like it,s no-ones business!

I just get bored with them...
"very similar to women actually" - ahem anyway

and if your looking to get rid of anything contact me too - pointy guitars rock!!

later
st

 

[Natasha]

I have a guitar fetish

But only if it comes with the player

 

[Stu]

Ohhhh - nasty nasty !!

too hot to touch!

 

[vinnievincent]

stu, i'd love to buy that Ibanez Fetish off u! email me & we'll talk turkey

also if anyone out there has a pink jackson kelly like the one i used in the 'boyz are gonna rock' clip, please let me know!

i sold the one i used in the clip for a new wig, but now regret it.

VV

 

[Natasha]

Originally posted by Stu
Ohhhh - nasty nasty !!

too hot to touch!

opps

I'm too nasty for my own good

I misread your post and didn't realise it was YOUR guitar you were selling-how embarassment

SO there are two types of guitar players. There you go! You learn something new every day...

 

[Lord Tim]

Originally posted by vinnievincent
also if anyone out there has a pink jackson kelly like the one i used in the 'boyz are gonna rock' clip, please let me know!

Man, I remember the first time I saw that clip and I was just staring at that guitar going "wow - that is the most excellent, coolest looking guitar I ever saw... *drool*" ... then SMASH!!!



NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[Stevo]

Guitarists!!!

 

[9mm]

Originally posted by Stevo
Guitarists!!!

 

[Lord Alvarez]

Then head on over to my shop!
or just visit http//:www.guitarcrazy.com.au

We now have an American Jackson Soloist "Alien" model!

 

[Lord Alvarez]

 

[Stu]

I call Guitar Crazy - "The saliva hut".
Man that shop fkn rocks.
I bought the kelly i used for recording from Jim?? i think it was, also got a classic Krammer from there.

I noticed the USA jacksons on the webby, mmmm very nice indeed.

I noticed a cool Gibo explorer you were beating at the last Dark order gig - a ripper...

 

[Natasha]

I think you'll all like this then

Why Guitars Are Better Than Women

1. A guitar has a volume knob.

2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $1.79 for a new one.

3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to.

4. You can unplug a guitar.

5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.

6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.

7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause,not arrested.

8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care.

9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.

10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can re-tune it.

11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar.

12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.

13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking.

14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required.

15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.

16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.

17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.

18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.

19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.

20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.

21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

 

[Stu]

I am gonna stay on the politically correct side of the fence for the moment.
mmmm,

But i do agree .......

 

[Natasha]

Sure! Aren't you the person who originally posted:

Originally posted by Stu

I just get bored with them...
"very similar to women actually" - ahem anyway

Beware the female memory

 

[Lord Tim]

Wow, just like elephants! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

<I>LT Ducks...</I>

 

[Natasha]

Them's braves words!

Let's see how brave you are when I have a camera in my hands

 

[Stu]

Ok, screw being politically correct!

Haha, yeah some of them look like elephants too! oops!

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn"
or so i have been told......

It's a guitar players right to change his mind young lady.... Just remember that.

As the saying goes - On your back, or in the kitchen.


(Stu puts his fists up to protect himself from the shower of blows)...

 

[Natasha]

..the saying is

Hell hath no fury like Natasha

My trick is, you don't see me coming. I don't get mad-I get even.

If you don't believe me, just ask the rest of the Dungeon camp about the postponement of the all ages gig they were suppose to do. Right guys?

 

[Stu]

ok ok U win....

I got an Edguy tee from utopia today - 20 bucks!! Vain glory opera.
Mighty fine indeed

( as stu scurries off and changes the subject)......... run run run

 

[Lord Alvarez]

You KNOW your just asking for punishment......hmmmmm bebeh?